About
Business rivalries, settled badly
What it is
Three things, in order. A browser boxing game featuring recognisable, exaggerated caricatures of public business figures. A fan vote on the hypothetical matchups people most want to see. And an interest list for the real-world idea underneath the parody: properly organised amateur boxing events for willing founders and entrepreneurs.
What it isn't
It isn't affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to anyone depicted, or to their companies. The bouts, attributes, dialogue and results in the game are invented for entertainment. Fan votes are opinions, not agreements. There are no confirmed events, dates, venues, participants, sponsors or tickets.
The game
A single-player arcade boxer built for the browser. Two fighters at launch, three difficulties, best of three sixty-second rounds, and controls that work on a keyboard or a phone. The CPU plays by the same rules you do: same health, same stamina, same timings. Difficulty only changes how well it decides.
The humour
The jokes are about public business personas: rockets, algorithms, product roadmaps and very large egos. We don't invent private facts, allegations, quotes or endorsements, and nobody's voice is cloned.
Where it's going
If enough people want it, the parody becomes a plan: real amateur bouts between people who run companies, organised properly with qualified people in charge of safety. Until then, the honest status is “in development”. If you want to hear first, join the interest list.
Read the parody and affiliation statement.