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Billionaires Boxing

Satirical boxing arcade

Big egos.
Bigger gloves.

A satirical boxing arcade for larger-than-life business rivalries. Play a match, vote on dream fights, and follow our plans for future founder boxing events.

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Parody game • Fictional matchup

Featured game matchup

Elon Musk vs. Mark Zuckerberg

Both fighters are fictionalised parody characters. Game stats are balancing choices for an arcade game, not claims about anyone's real abilities.

Parody character · Power puncher

Elon Musk

“The Rocket”

A caricature of the rocket-and-robot mogul: wants every fight to end in orbit. Big, telegraphed power with a recovery window you could park a launch tower in.

Game stats

Power
Speed
Stamina
Reach
Ego

Special move

Launch Sequence

A telegraphed lunging uppercut with a cartoon rocket trail. Always knocks down on a clean hit.

Parody character · Speed and volume

Mark Zuckerberg

“The Algorithm”

A caricature of the social-network boss who treats cardio like a product roadmap. Quick jabs, quicker feet, and a special that briefly pushes an update to his own legs.

Game stats

Power
Speed
Stamina
Reach
Ego

Special move

Algorithm Adjustment

A short start-up, then a visible speed boost with a clear timer. Movement and punches get faster until it expires.

Play this matchup

Single player vs. CPU · desktop and mobile · about three minutes a match.

Legend tier

Legend · Founder of Loadit & Hylaq

Colton Trudell “The Payload”

The founder of Loadit and Hylaq, in the ring on his own terms. Moves value anywhere, including your chin. The fastest hands, the hardest shots, the deepest tank, and a special move that sends everything at once.

Game stats

Power
Speed
Stamina
Reach
Ego

Special move

Full Send

Three punches, forward, no brakes. Punches can't stop it, the last one puts them on the canvas, and it empties your stamina when it ends.

Fight as The Payload

The full card

6 fighters. One ring.

Every fighter is a parody character except the legend, who is in on the joke. Pick any pairing on the select screen.

  • Elon Musk

    “The Rocket”

    Launch Sequence

  • Mark Zuckerberg

    “The Algorithm”

    Algorithm Adjustment

  • Legend

    Colton Trudell

    “The Payload”

    Full Send

  • Jeff Bezos

    “The Prime”

    Prime Delivery

  • Sam Altman

    “The Model”

    Alignment

  • Jensen Huang

    “The Leather”

    Overclock

Choose your fighter

How to play

Three steps to the bell

  1. 01

    Pick your fighter and the CPU's form

    Choose The Rocket for power or The Algorithm for speed, then set Rookie, Contender or Champion. The CPU plays by the same rules you do.

  2. 02

    Jab, heavy, block, dodge

    Jabs are quick, heavies hit hard but leave you open, blocking costs stamina, and a perfectly timed dodge fills your special meter.

  3. 03

    Win two of three rounds

    Sixty seconds a round. Knock them down twice for a KO, or finish the clock with more health. Full meter? Press Special.

Desktop

A / D or ← →
Move
J
Jab
K
Heavy punch
L (hold)
Block
Space
Dodge
I
Special
Esc
Pause

Mobile

◀ ▶ pad
Move (slide between them)
JAB / HEAVY
Punches
BLOCK (hold)
Guard
DODGE
Step back
SPECIAL
Signature move when the meter is full

Round format

  • Best of three arcade rounds. Each round lasts up to 60 seconds.
  • Drop to zero health and you're down. Beat the count once per round and you get back up with partial health. Go down twice in one round and it's a KO.
  • If the clock runs out, the fighter with the higher remaining health percentage takes the round. Exactly equal health is a drawn round that counts for nobody.
  • First to two round wins takes the match. If nobody has two wins after three rounds, more round wins decides it; if that's level, total damage dealt decides it; if that's level too, the match is a draw.

Dream matchups

Who would you pay to see?

Fan suggestions only. No participation is implied. Vote for the hypothetical fights you'd watch.
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  • Playable parody

    Elon Musk vs Mark Zuckerberg

    The one you can play right now. Rocket gloves versus the speed patch.

    Play it

  • Playable parody

    Colton Trudell vs Elon Musk

    The Loadit founder calls out the rocket guy. Legend tier, playable now.

    Play it

  • Playable parody

    Jeff Bezos vs Elon Musk

    Two rocket programs, one ring. Countdown optional. Playable now.

    Play it

  • Playable parody

    Sam Altman vs Elon Musk

    The AI rivalry everyone has an opinion about, settled by jab. Playable now.

    Play it

Totals appear once community voting is live.

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Future live events

From parody to a real ring

Billionaires Boxing is exploring real boxing events involving willing founders and entrepreneurs. Think properly organised amateur bouts for people who run companies and want a new kind of competition. Future events are in development. No bouts, dates, venues, or participants are confirmed.
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